Michelle Steiner

May the Elder God Cthulhu not rain madness and despair upon you and your
loved ones this holiday season.

-- Michelle

--
Tea Party Patriots is to Patriotism as
People's Democratic Republic is to Democracy.

Davoud

Michelle Steiner:

> May the Elder God Cthulhu not rain madness and despair upon you and your
> loved ones this holiday season.

Considering that neither, er, whatsisname nor any other god has ever
done anything at all in the age of the Universe, we expect to be safe
from madness and despair above the background level. Thanks for the
sentiment, however.

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I agree with almost everything that you have said and almost everything that
you will say in your entire life.

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*Hemidactylus*

On 12/17/2011 11:08 PM, Davoud wrote:
> Michelle Steiner:
>
>> May the Elder God Cthulhu not rain madness and despair upon you and your
>> loved ones this holiday season.
>
> Considering that neither, er, whatsisname nor any other god has ever
> done anything at all in the age of the Universe, we expect to be safe
> from madness and despair above the background level. Thanks for the
> sentiment, however.
>
Didn't BP (or was it DP?) rain despair and destruction upon the Earth by
drilling habits and bring Cthulhu forth? I'm sure they were "sorry" for
that, but the Goths welcomed it as did Eric Cartman. Cthulhu is as much
reason for the season as anyone else.

Any Norse folks here?

Don't think the original followers of Christ were much into ham during Yule.

Michelle Steiner

In article <171220112308049457%star@sky.net>, Davoud <star@sky.net> wrote:

> > May the Elder God Cthulhu not rain madness and despair upon you and
> > your loved ones this holiday season.
>
> Considering that neither, er, whatsisname nor any other god has ever
> done anything at all in the age of the Universe, we expect to be safe
> from madness and despair above the background level. Thanks for the
> sentiment, however.

*sigh* It was primarily a joke; Cthulhu is supposedly the most evil being
in creation, according to the H. P. Lovecraft stories written about it.

--
Tea Party Patriots is to Patriotism as
People's Democratic Republic is to Democracy.

Wes Groleau

On 12-17-2011 23:08, Davoud wrote:
> Considering that neither, er, whatsisname nor any other god has ever
> done anything at all in the age of the Universe, we expect to be safe

I understand that you believe that to be true.
I also understand that you cannot prove it to anyone else.
So why is it important enough to demand that you rain on
Michelle's parade?

--
Wes Groleau

"What progress we are making! In the Middle Ages, they would have
burnt me; nowadays they are content with burning my books.�
— Sigmund Freud, 1933
"He was never to know that even that was only an illusory progress,
that ten years later they would have burned his body as well.�
— Ernest Jones, 1953

Davoud

Michelle Steiner:
> > > May the Elder God Cthulhu not rain madness and despair upon you and
> > > your loved ones this holiday season.

Davoud:
> > Considering that neither, er, whatsisname nor any other god has ever
> > done anything at all in the age of the Universe, we expect to be safe
> > from madness and despair above the background level. Thanks for the
> > sentiment, however.

Michelle Steiner:
> *sigh* It was primarily a joke; Cthulhu is supposedly the most evil being
> in creation, according to the H. P. Lovecraft stories written about it.

I'm aware of that and I regret that you took my reply seriously. As for
Lovecraft, he didn't know Dick Cheney, did he?

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you will say in your entire life.

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Patty Winter

In article <michelle-DA4853.21241817122011@news.eternal-september.org>,
Michelle Steiner <michelle@michelle.org> wrote:
>In article <171220112308049457%star@sky.net>, Davoud <star@sky.net> wrote:
>
>> > May the Elder God Cthulhu not rain madness and despair upon you and
>> > your loved ones this holiday season.
>>
>> Considering that neither, er, whatsisname nor any other god has ever
>> done anything at all in the age of the Universe, we expect to be safe
>> from madness and despair above the background level. Thanks for the
>> sentiment, however.
>
>*sigh* It was primarily a joke; Cthulhu is supposedly the most evil being
>in creation, according to the H. P. Lovecraft stories written about it.

I got the impression that Davoud knows exactly who Whatshisname is
and therefore knows that one isn't supposed to say Whatshisname's
name...

The rest of you are asking for biiiiggg trouble!!


Patty

Michelle Steiner

In article <181220110024089931%star@sky.net>, Davoud <star@sky.net> wrote:

> > *sigh* It was primarily a joke; Cthulhu is supposedly the most evil being
> > in creation, according to the H. P. Lovecraft stories written about it.
>
> I'm aware of that and I regret that you took my reply seriously.

Sorry, but your satire was too good; your reply was exactly like what a
militant atheist would write.

> As for Lovecraft, he didn't know Dick Cheney, did he?

He must have; Lovecraft could easily have crafted Cthulhu after him.

--
Tea Party Patriots is to Patriotism as
People's Democratic Republic is to Democracy.

Tim McNamara

In article <4eed7edc$0$1672$742ec2ed@news.sonic.net>,
Patty Winter <patty1@wintertime.com> wrote:

> In article
> <michelle-DA4853.21241817122011@news.eternal-september.org>, Michelle
> Steiner <michelle@michelle.org> wrote:
> >In article <171220112308049457%star@sky.net>, Davoud <star@sky.net>
> >wrote:
> >
> >> > May the Elder God Cthulhu not rain madness and despair upon you
> >> > and your loved ones this holiday season.
> >>
> >> Considering that neither, er, whatsisname nor any other god has
> >> ever done anything at all in the age of the Universe, we expect to
> >> be safe from madness and despair above the background level.
> >> Thanks for the sentiment, however.
> >
> >*sigh* It was primarily a joke; Cthulhu is supposedly the most evil
> >being in creation, according to the H. P. Lovecraft stories written
> >about it.
>
> I got the impression that Davoud knows exactly who Whatshisname is
> and therefore knows that one isn't supposed to say Whatshisname's
> name...
>
> The rest of you are asking for biiiiggg trouble!!

I've never been able to figure out how to pronounce it.

--
"The surprising thing about humanity is that Man sacrifices his health in
order to make money. Then he sacrifices money to recuperate his health. And
then he is so anxious about the future that he doesn't enjoy the present; the
result being that he does not live in the present or the future; he lives as
if he is never going to die, and then dies having never really lived"
- Dalai Lama

Alf

In reply to "Michelle Steiner" who wrote the following:

> May the Elder God Cthulhu not rain madness and despair upon you and your
> loved ones this holiday season.
>
> -- Michelle
>
> --
> Tea Party Patriots is to Patriotism as
> People's Democratic Republic is to Democracy.

This thread is all the evidence that some people will need to start a new
conspiracy theory about the deleterious effects of the iPhone on the human
brain. 8-)

Happy holidays and best wishes for the New Year.


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