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Old 08-21-2010, 07:27 AM
Todd Allcock
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Default Re: Fart App developer in charge of App Store

At 21 Aug 2010 12:22:22 +1200 Your Name wrote:
> In article <kdDbo.15801$wJ1.5406@newsfe08.iad>, "Todd Allcock"
> <elecconnec@AnoOspamL.com> wrote:
>
> > "Your Name" <your.name@isp.com> wrote in message
> > news:i4msuq$jks$1@lust.ihug.co.nz...
> > >
> > > "Todd Allcock" <elecconnec@AnoOspamL.com> wrote in message
> > > news:kzybo.9497$co1.1494@newsfe11.iad...
> > >>
> > >> Unfortunately Apple made that bed for itself when making the iTS

the sole
> > >> distributor of iOS apps.
> > >
> > > Anyone who doesn't like Apple's decision is perfectly free to buy

another
> > > mobile phone,

> >
> > True. But if the app store prunes anything _you_ might find

objectionable,
> > it might put iOS in the category of American public television-

higher
> > quality that the general population avoids like the plague.
> >
> > > which with the main exception of Android are largely in the
> > > same situation.

> >
> > ??? Blackberry apps can be purchased or downloaded from anywhere, as

can
> > Symbian, WinMobile, PalmOS (but not the failing WebOS) and dumbphone

java
> > apps. The iPhone was the first closed smartphone ecosystem, copied

by
> > WebOS, and unfortunately, by the upcoming Windows phone 7.

>
> Almost all previous phones were so "closed" that you were stcuk with the
> apps they shipped with and couldn't even add any more ... and yet they
> still sold by the bucketload.


Um, which phones were those? I've used phones that had downloadable apps
available for almost a decade, including some really low-end POSes
(Java/J2ME apps run on virtually all dumbphones.) The Palm OS and WinMo
phones had tens of thousands of apps available since before the iPhone
was a twinkle in Steve Jobs' eye.


> The reality is that most people don't want nor use 99% of the apps out
> there anyway.



True- but each of us wants a different 1% than each other.

> > It'd be different if
> > Apple itself made all the apps, like the old closed game console

systems of
> > the 1970s (Atari, Coleco, etc.) But Apple (essentially) "sells" a

developer
> > an SDK and then can say, "sure the app is harmless to the phone or

its user,
> > but we just don't think it's funny/appropriate/moral/whatever." Why

not let
> > the market decide that?

>
> Because then you would end up with an App Store full of dismal drivel.



We had that long before the store hit 200K apps! One person's dismal
drivel is another's entertainment. Just like in the desktop world, the
crApp to app ratio is pretty large.


> Plus of course, no matter what the contracts with developers, etc. said,
> you'd have all the idiots blaming Apple for the shoddy apps.



Really? How many blame Apple for naughty words in rap songs or R-rated
movies? You really seem to underestimate the intellegence of your fellow
Homo Sapiens.


> The "market" decided they wanted tabacco, but that doesn't mean it's
> actually good for them nor sensible to buy.



And fart apps are harmful how, exactly? This analogy isn't as bad as
your serial rapist vs. fart app developer, but it's close!


> > > At least with Apple, anyone in any country (once the App Store

opens
> > > there) can buy apps, and it was the same with many other brands

(Dell
> > > again as an example).

> >
> > Yes, the apps that, if you were in charge of the app store, passed

your
> > personal "good taste" test, apparently.

>
> No, Apple's "good taste" and general public "good taste" tests.



The combined sales of fart apps tells us where the "general public" stands,
(for good or for bad!) I'll wager Apple has 30 good reasons to agree
with them, each one a percentage point.


> > >> What would be the business case for denying fart apps from the

store?
> > >> We all have varying levels of what's in 'bad taste."
> > >
> > > We all have different opinions about everything, but companies have

to go
> > > with the majority - the problem of course is that the majority ARE
> > > immature idiots, especially on the Internet, with Loser Larry being

a
> > > perfect example. :-(

> >
> > There you go- you made the case FOR fart apps!

>
> Nope. That's a case AGAINST fart apps! The dumbing down of the human

race
> is not a good thing.


Until Apple finds another race of creatures to sell devices to, the human
race is their only market.


> > >> I don't find fart apps even slightly humorous, but they have a

friend of
> > >> mine rolling in the proverbial aisles. On the other hand, I

thought
> > >> that bouncing baby app sounded funny, but apparently offended

enough
> > >> people to get it pulled from the store.
> > >
> > > "Bouncing" baby would have been fine - violently shaking the baby

is
> > > nowhere near fine.

> >
> > Why not? Were real babies harmed in the devolpment of the app? Are

real
> > babies harmed in the use of the app?

>
> It wouyldn't be remotely surprising if the answer was "yes" to that.
> There's always some fool that thinks something is a good idea because

they
> saw it somewhere else ... just look at imbecile who jump off roof with a
> towel around their neck pretending to be superman.


Many wasted hours of playing Flight Simulator never encouraged me to
wreste the controls of a jetliner from its flight crew, nor has playing
"Pet Vet" encouraged my kids to take a scalpel to the neighbor's Golden
Retriever.

> And again, Apple would get the blame. :-\


Is Apple getting the blame for sawed kittens or violent shootings?

> > Few object to first person shooter
> > games, where you mow down countess soldiers/aliens/civilians/whatever

with a
> > veriety of weapons, but shaking a virtual, non-existant baby is
> > objectionable? No one pulled Splat Kitty (or whatever the cat

smashing game
> > is- my kids seem to like it) where the cat is diced and bloodied if

you
> > don't divert the saw blades.
> >
> > The point is that there's no place for _my_ morality in the app or, or,


> > frankly yours. If it's legal, Apple should allow its sale. There's

plenty
> > of "objectionable" music in the iTS, and it just gets a warning. The

app
> > store could use the same logic.

>
> Rightly or wrongly, music is more easily visible to Joe Public as being
> created by someone else ... apps aren't.



Then that's an education problem Apple neds to address. A warning in the
app store or in a program spash screen would fix that ifwere actually a
problem, (which I doubt it is,) much like those "you're navigating to
another website/we're not responsible for its content" warnings some
sites display when you click a link that takes you elsewhere.


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